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 Ode to Jalapeņo   
 Author:  matt
 Dated:  Monday, September 15 2003 @ 02:31 AM PDT
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FoodA dinner for four in seven courses (lots of leftovers).

Pan
Jalapeņo Corn Bread (from "The Jalapeņo Cafe")
  • 1 1/4 cups sifted flour

  • 3/4 cup cornmeal

  • 3 tablespoons sugar

  • 4 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

  • 1 teaspoon salt

  • 1 egg

  • 2/3 cup milk

  • 1/3 cup oil

  • 1 can cream-style corn

  • 1 cup chopped fresh jalapeņo peppers

  • 2 cups shredded cheddar


Preheat oven to 425 degrees and place heavy skillet or rectangular baking in oven to heat.

Mix dry ingredients.

Beat egg. Add it to oil and milk. Add everything to flour mixture.

Stir with a fork until just moist. (Don't over mix.)

Remove hot baking pan from oven and rub with butter or oil to grease.

Pour in batter and bake for 30 minutes until browned on top.


Sopa
Cream of Jalapeņo Soup (from "The Jalapeņo Cafe")
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons unsalted butter

  • 5 fresh jalapeņos, stemmed and seeded

  • 3/4 cups finely chopped onion (about 1/2 an onion)

  • 3 cloves garlic, minced

  • 1 avocado, peeled and diced

  • 2 cups diced tomatoes (about two large tomatoes)

  • 8 cups heavy cream

  • 1 bunch cilantro, stemmed and chopped

  • Kosher salt to taste

  • Freshly ground black pepper to taste


Mince the jalapeņos and set aside. In a large heavy saucepan,, heat the butter over medium heat. Add the jalapeņos, onions and garlic and sauté, stirring, until vegetables are soft.

Remove the pan from the heat and stir in the avocado, tomatoes and cream. Lower the temperature and return the pan to the heat, watching and stirring so the cream does not separate. Bring the soup slowly back to a simmer and cook for about 30 minutes to reduce by one third and to blend the flavors. Be sure to stir the soup, occasionally to prevent sticking or scorching.

Season with salt and pepper. Just before serving, stir the chopped cilantro leaves into the soup, reserving, some for garnish. Ladle soup into bowls and garnish with the remaining cilantro.


Aperitivo
Bacon Cheddar Jalapeņo Poppers (from "The Jalapeņo Cafe")
  • 1 16 oz. package cheddar or cheddar/jack cheese

  • 6 large jalapeņo peppers, seeded and halved

  • 12 slices of bacon


Preheat the broiler.

Cut cheese into 12 slices long enough to fit inside the jalapeņo halves. Insert the cheese into the halves. Wrap the jalapeņo halves with the bacon slices, securing with a toothpick. Place on a medium baking sheet.

Broil 5 to 10 minutes, or until the back is evenly brown.


Carne
Jalapeņo Beef Stir Fry (mine)
  • 1 lb. thin sliced beef strips

  • 1/4 cup chopped jalapeņos

  • 1 1/2 lb. narrow egg noodles

  • 12 oz. mesquite marinade

  • 1/2 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper


Mix the cayenne pepper into the marinade, and use in lieu of teriyaki for the stir fry.

Don't add the sauce right away, but don't wait until the very end either. Ideally, the sauce should be beginning to caramelize on the jalapeņos about the same time the beef is done cooking, but don't sweat it. Close counts.


Ensalada
Chicken Taco Salad (mine)
  • 1/2 head shredded lettuce

  • 1/2 cup black olives, chopped

  • 2 boneless skinless chicked breasts

  • 1/2 teaspoon garlic salt

  • 1 tablespoon chili powder

  • 2 small tomatoes, diced

  • Small bunch scallions, diced

  • 4 small jalapeņos, chopped

  • 1/4 cup shredded cheddar

  • 1/4 cup shredded monterey jack

  • 1 egg

  • 1 cup mild chunky salsa

  • 1/2 cup guacamole


Beat the egg well, and lightly coat both sides of the chicken breasts, then liberally sprinkle the garlic salt and chili powder onto them.

Broil the chicken, preferably on a gas grill (a charcoal grill runs the danger of having its distinctive flavor overpower the seasoning)

Cool and cut into thin strips.

In a large bowl, toss lettuce, olives, chicken, tomatoes, scallions, jalapeņos, and cheese.

You can either mix in the salsa and guacamole as well, or serve them on the side as dressings.


Postre
Jalapeņo Ice Cream (from "The Jalapeņo Cafe")
  • 4 Jalapeņos, tops removed and seeded

  • Peel from two limes

  • 2 tablespoons of lime juice

  • 1 quart of vanilla ice cream, softened


Parboil the jalapenos in boiling water for 3 minutes. Don't overcook, or jalapeņos will lose their bright green color. Place in ice water to cool.

Process the jalapeņos, lime peel and lime juice in blender or food processor until finely chopped.

Quickly work the jalapeņo mixture into the ice cream, then put the ice cream back in its container and refreeze.

This tastes better if it's made a day ahead.


Café
Jalapeņo Coffee (mine, God help me)
  • 1 quart filtered or bottled water

  • 3 small, fairly potent jalapeņos

  • 1 large jalapeņo

  • 3/4-1 cup of good quality plain whole coffee beans


Spiral cut the large jalapeņo, deseeding as you go. Cut the resulting helix shape into four pieces. Each one should be long enough to wrap around itself one and a half to two times.

Finely chop the small jalapeņos, being careful to save all parts (including the juices and seeds) in a bowl.

Grind the coffee beans well, and thoroughly mix grinds into the bowl of small jalapeņos.

Fill the filter with the coffee/ jalapeņo mixture

Bring the water to a boil, and slowly pour into the pot or carafe through the filter.

After pouring into mugs, rub one of the spiral pieces of the large jalapeņo around the entire rim, leaving it perched there as a garnish.



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  • Authored by: Dan4th on Wednesday, September 17 2003 @ 02:47 PM PDT
    I'm really upset I didnt get to try the ice cream or coffee... Did you get around to it? How were they?
    Authored by: matt on Wednesday, September 17 2003 @ 03:36 PM PDT
    I didn't try the Coffee either (not a coffee person), but we still have some ice cream left, so you're welcome to give it a whirl. ;)