Tuesday, December 02 2003 @ 03:29 AM PST

Contributed by: matt

As most of you know, I'm a big fan of movies. I like pretty much everything about them (except the fact that they get made in L.A., but that's a rant of its own waiting to happen.)

Someday, I hope to write a decent screenplay, but I'm realistic about the likelihood of getting one on film. One thing I don't think I'd want is to send a script in and have a well-respected actor mock it on national television. On the other hand, I'm all in favor of that happening to other people (being the hypocritical bastard that I am), so I'm looking forward to a show that's coming on AMC called Malkovich's Mail.

It basically boils down to a half hour of John Malkovich mocking the very worst of the pitches he's received in the mail, and the ad I saw for it made it look pretty damn funny.