I know everybody's musical tastes are different. I know that the stuff I listen to isn't for everyone.
That being said...
If I have to listen to another fucking Steely Dan song I'm going to hang myself with my mouse cord. It's entirely possible that there's some real poetry in those lyrics, but I'll never fucking know because I can't get past the two part harmony being sung through somebody's fucking nose while being backed up by the most insipid and lethargic disco band on the planet.
I wish I could say that made me feel better, but now that the Steely Dan album is over, I'm genuinely afraid of what's next.
Shoot me. Now. Please.