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 Umm... Hi. (part 1 of ?) Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  matt
 Dated:  Saturday, July 19 2003 @ 03:48 AM PDT
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LifeThere's a very drunk woman passed out in my living room, next to a three gallon pot that's partially filled with vomit.

The interesting part about that is that she was there when I got home, and my roommate still isn't home.

 Spinning in a Vortex Email Article To a Friend View Printable Version 
 Author:  matt
 Dated:  Friday, July 18 2003 @ 01:57 AM PDT
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LifeThere's a funny thing about black holes. Once you get beyond the event horizon, normal rules of physics pretty much go out the window. The only thing that we know about it is that we've got a lot of questions, and I'm not talking about "What does the headlight look like on a motorcycle traveling at the speed of light?" kind of general mind fuck questions, I'm talking about the really twisted ones.

I'm talking about the kind of questions where the majority of even well informed people can't even put into words the questions to ask, much less have any inkling as to the answers, and all of them stem from a single question (and no, it's not "What is the Matrix?" you boob), namely, "How does the universe behave at a point in space where matter, energy, time and even the space itself get whipped into the cosmological equivalent of a beef curry cordon bleu milkshake with a corn kernel garnish?"

When she called tonight and asked, "How are you doing?"... That was one of those questions.

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